BEST Last Day of Eating Solid Food EVER

At 8 am sharp tomorrow morning, I am getting my wisdom teeth removed. Now, you are probably saying to yourself, "Why didn't Kimmmm have her wisdom teeth removed when she was 16 like everyone else?" It turns out that my childhood dentist was a very neglectful man, who never felt the need to pull four teeth out of my head for the sake of pulling four teeth out of my head. How I miss that man and his free toothbrushes.

Unfortunately, every other dentist on the face of this planet is under the impression that they should have come out years ago. The varying diagnosis of "get your wisdom teeth removed" and "Oh my gosh….you still have your wisdom teeth?!?!" has caused me to spend the past three years dentist shopping, hoping in vain to find someone who will say, "Let's just leave them in. They aren't hurting you".

Anyway, this past time (at the fourth dentist I have seen in the past three years), the Dentist decided it was time to have a very serious talk with me. Apparently, one of my wisdom teeth has a cavity. He said "You're not brushing them well. You can't even reach back there I bet" to which I defiantly answered, "Will you be able to reach back there to fill the cavity?"

Long story short, I decided that the time has come for me to face the music and commit to a single dentist in the DC metro area. As a sign of this newfound relationship with my dentist, I am going to let him take my wisdom teeth out, something that I probably should have had done years ago. This is a very big step in our relationship, as I am one of the most squeamish people on the face of this planet.

So that's what's new with me. I plan on spending the next few days eating painkillers like they are M&M's, drooling for hours on end, and enjoying a liquid only diet.